Eminem vs Nick Cannon......yes...i said Nick cannon! LOL!

Well, well, well. Fresh off the plane with my wife from our second honeymoon on the beautiful secluded islands of the Maldives and what do I find in my email box? A mediocre (at best) Eminem record that sounds like it was written in 2001. At first I thought it was old material that had been dug up from when dude “fantasized” about having a pretend fling with Mariah. I was thinking to myself, “Hey that was before me so it is really none of my business, so I’m going to give him a pass.”

So as I continued to semi enjoy Marshall’s rhyme scheme and flow, I mean let’s be honest dude used to be incredible. He was a witty lyrist with dope delivery and timing. Some even say, one of the best to ever do it. I had nothing but respect for this dude. But all of a sudden I hear my name in the verse! My first reaction was like, “This is his new shit??? Wow, that’s too bad…” Then I felt sorry for him because he must really be stuck in the past. Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from 8 years ago! He even describes his desperate lameness in this bad excuse for storytelling track. That’s some real middle school shit right there! (What type of grown ass man lies about getting with a chick) Only Slim Lamey! LOL!

So as I further examine the track, I hear dude cross the line. He begins to call my wife out of her name! Now as y’all know, I don’t take that type of nonsense lightly. So on some grown man shit I’m instantly like, I got to get at this Lame. I know it’s only entertainment and I’m all for freedom of speech. But I’m from the school of thought where if you are tough enough to talk shit, you got to be tough enough to deal with the consequences that come with tough guy shit talking! Then the little angel on my shoulder said, “No Nicholas, there is no need to play into his negativity. He is just a troubled soul yearning for the lost spotlight. You must be Christ like and turn the other cheek”

But then the dude on the other shoulder said, “ What Nigga?! Is you scared?! You can’t let no man ever disrespect your wife! Especially not some Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been! This is like some Paquiao vs. Hatton shit! He is underestimating you with his ass out and you can drop him in the first round!”

Then, without listening to either one of the voices on my shoulders, I analyzed the situation from a logical perspective. Am I going to battle Eminem and try to out rap him? No, that would be stupid. The dude is nice on the mic. Even though nowadays he lacks substance, rapping about when he used to be hot. Like when Al Bundy gloats about his High school football prime.

Then I asked myself should I go find this Bitch and just whoop his little ass? But that might have just been the Creatine and protein shakes talking! LOL. Even though most people don’t know that I’m nice in the ring and have been training in boxing and Martial Arts for years that would just be childish and silly of me to bully this dude. He clearly has been picked on all his life and I would hate to add to his deep-rooted pain. As we all know he has had a hard life and has major insecurity issues and is very confused and unhappy with himself. So a guy like that doesn’t really need another ass whoopin, he needs a hug. We should really pray for his troubled heart.

So just when the good guy in me is about to emerge and shine through, something hits me… Something bigger than rap beefs, something bigger than jealousy infused insults, something bigger than lackluster attention seeking punchlines, something bigger than artistic expression. I realized, that this so-called man has just disrespected and slanderized one of the world’s most significantly influential artists, one of the most notable BLACK females of our time, the incredibly cherished, globally loved and world-embraced woman of color, Mariah Carey!

Some people may not realize or tend to forget that my wife is a Black woman. And she has had enough difficulty in her life dealing with racial and ethnicity issues. Believe it or not, Mariah is the same racial mixture as our beloved president Barack Obama. [Black Father + White Mother= BLACK]

Maybe I’m going too far, but I thought we got passed the days where white men could spew vulgar obscenities at our beautiful queens and get away with it. What’s next? Are we going to let this trash say something horrible about our lovely first lady, Mrs. Michelle Obama? Or would Marshall have talked sideways out of his neck like this about Oprah Winfrey? This act of racist bigotry cannot go unnoticed. Calling my wife a “cunt” and a “whore” is way worse than anything Don Imus could have ever said. So trust, repercussions will be served. Anybody got Al Sharpton’s number?! LOL

Let’s not forget about Eminem’s amateur mixtape rants of calling African Americans Nigger and how he hates “Black Bitches”. How did we let him get away with that in the first place?! He is a natural born racist in disguise. Someone tell this coward that he finally barked up the wrong tree. For his entire career he strategically only tried to beef with people he could bully. I mean, what real man picks fights with women? Real MC’s battle other real MC’s. Ask Nas, ask Jay Z, you didn’t see them starting beefs with women! That is truly some punk shit!

So I’m putting this out there now. Marshall Mathers, you need to holler at me on some grown man shit. Man to man, let’s meet up and deal with this like adults. This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I’m here Pimp!

Your blatant disrespect not just to Black women but ALL women in general must stop. You are a despicable excuse for a man. I can’t even see how you can call yourself a father! Imagine if someone said half the stuff you say about women to your daughter, Hayley. (And I’m pretty sure they will because you got it coming Marshall.) That’s how Karma works.

You sold your little records and made a little bit of change but now you are stepping in the wrong territory. You may have been able to rape and pillage our artform like an old school Caucasian con man and nobody said anything because we respected your talent, but now you’ve made the ultimate mistake. Don’t you know that the black woman is the foundation and the strongest force in our culture? Take notes homey, Elvis would have never disrespected Aretha Franklin or Diana Ross. You were supposed to just do your little song and dance, make your little racist money and call it a day. But no, you had to dishonor the black man’s most precious counterpart.

I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job “homey”! As a matter of fact I think you going to bring my wack rhymes out of retirement! That’s right haters; you can thank Eminem because I’m going to start rapping again! LOL Just for him! And don’t forget about the jokes! We coming at you hard body!! Non-stop on your Manic-depressive-Insecure-Maclovin-Nazi- Liza Minelli haircut havin-lookin ass!! [Pause] That’s what I do all day Bitch!

So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!

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LOL! Nick cannon finna get bodied by Em...and lol @ nick cannon trying to play the race card on this shit..dude is a certified lame...

Who got the hottest wife?

Nick Cannon is a fuckin lame he might have the good lookin wife but he aint got shit on the mic vs Eminem Nick Cannon sounded like he was trying to say that everyone respects him and nobody got love for eminem no more, bullshit all of Cannon's music is nothing but mainstream garbage Cannon thinks fame makes a real MC, by the way good find Huero

Wow Nick Cannon is really going to have a battle with Em. This is going to be hilarious. Em is brutally gonna serve him LOL.

buuuuump

LOL!..why bring up some irrelevant shit about Obama and his wife? LOL at "our beloved president" and "our lovely first lady". Fact of the matter is that both Obama and Mariah are, for lack of better words...muts. Dude is putting extra shit in his blogs. Anyway, this shit is comedy.

No care. Too busy looking at nipples.

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lol did this dude just play the race card on a rapper who grew up in detroit?? black bitches?? who doesnt hate black bitches theyre fucking annoying n think they better than every1 else does that make me a racist??? no because the black bitches at my school ARE fucking annoying they dance when a dumbass soulja boy song plays during lunch so im not a racist im just prejudice if that this homeboy is just continuing to prove some black people cant get over the fact other people are better than them and they cant get over something that happened a decade ago some blacks r cool cant hate but others are stuck with the mentality that theyre better than every1 else and their moms..... me personaly i think nick cannon shouldve left it alone and pretend he never heard it cus hes the one with the "godlike" wife not eminem..

seriously its like a little kid saying "fine! i didnt want her anyway!" with another kid saying "why?? cus you're racist?" shits below middle skool

Eminem only picks on targets that can't defend themselves... only real rappers he ever beefed with are Canibus and Everlast... other than that hes dissed Christina, Brittany, New Kids, N Sync, ICP, etc, etc.. all weak targets... thats like Mike Tyson going to a high school and beating the shit out of honor role kids...

NO ONE NEVER SAID EMINEM WASNT A BULLY BUT HE HAD ALOT OF UNDERGROUND BEEF WITH ALOT OF SICK FLOWING RAPPERS...ALSO HAD BEEF WITH BENZINO,JA RULE,DUPRI,NELLY,ROYCE, AND CAGE...I WOULDNT CALL IT BEEF WITH BRITNEY N CHRISTINA THO HE JUST TALK SHIT ON EM.

DICER wrote:NO ONE NEVER SAID EMINEM WASNT A BULLY BUT HE HAD ALOT OF UNDERGROUND BEEF WITH ALOT OF SICK FLOWING RAPPERS...ALSO HAD BEEF WITH BENZINO,JA RULE,DUPRI,NELLY,ROYCE, AND CAGE...I WOULDNT CALL IT BEEF WITH BRITNEY N CHRISTINA THO HE JUST TALK SHIT ON EM.

Canibus murders Em on this shit..

They whole situation is stupid but i guess she started it. Lol, i'm waiting on the pictures and video to hit the interenet like he said he got.

eastsidebloomas3ce wrote:lol did this dude just play the race card on a rapper who grew up in detroit?? black bitches?? who doesnt hate black bitches theyre fucking annoying n think they better than every1 else does that make me a racist??? no because the black bitches at my school ARE fucking annoying they dance when a dumbass soulja boy song plays during lunch so im not a racist im just prejudice if that this homeboy is just continuing to prove some black people cant get over the fact other people are better than them and they cant get over something that happened a decade ago some blacks r cool cant hate but others are stuck with the mentality that theyre better than every1 else and their moms..... me personaly i think nick cannon shouldve left it alone and pretend he never heard it cus hes the one with the "godlike" wife not eminem..

seriously its like a little kid saying "fine! i didnt want her anyway!" with another kid saying "why?? cus you're racist?" shits below middle skool

Damn so you know all Black women have an inferior complex huh? You know alot of people. So my sister, mother, and aunts are all on YOUR shit list...even though they probably do better or to the same accord as your parents little kid? So all those Hynas with their eyebrows ripped from there forehead and who tweek and tweek for days and days should represent all your people right?

niners wrote:

eastsidebloomas3ce wrote:lol did this dude just play the race card on a rapper who grew up in detroit?? black bitches?? who doesnt hate black bitches theyre fucking annoying n think they better than every1 else does that make me a racist??? no because the black bitches at my school ARE fucking annoying they dance when a dumbass soulja boy song plays during lunch so im not a racist im just prejudice if that this homeboy is just continuing to prove some black people cant get over the fact other people are better than them and they cant get over something that happened a decade ago some blacks r cool cant hate but others are stuck with the mentality that theyre better than every1 else and their moms..... me personaly i think nick cannon shouldve left it alone and pretend he never heard it cus hes the one with the "godlike" wife not eminem..

seriously its like a little kid saying "fine! i didnt want her anyway!" with another kid saying "why?? cus you're racist?" shits below middle skool

Damn so you know all Black women have an inferior complex huh? You know alot of people. So my sister, mother, and aunts are all on YOUR shit list...even though they probably do better or to the same accord as your parents little kid? So all those Hynas with their eyebrows ripped from there forehead and who tweek and tweek for days and days should represent all your people right?

damn homie you always takin shit to personal ese. Everyone is prejudice everyone. guranteed. get over it no need to make a big deal on a forum.

I look at it like this, if your not expecting some backlash then make sure whatever it is your saying is not offensive or derogatory. Or else it's inevitable that someone will respond to you in this way.

Thats how I see it. Stutterbox, just don't read anything i post. If you do, understand that i'm going to freely post what I feel like posting. I asked a valid question man. Don't tell me how to act on this forum when you got plenty of little kids who poison the integrity of this forum everyday. I have never and will never post anything racist. Grow up.

lol... get past it...eastside said superiority complex....so your momma and sister and auntie probably do think their better...everybody thinks there better than everyone else....and i know your gonna say somethin bout me being racist...."its cuhz im black huh?" ....grow up

Who remembers when something about Chicano rappers being wack was brought up? A few people got defensive very quickly. So then why tell someone to "grow up" just because they responded with a warranted offense to something that was indeed derogatory? It was definitely derogatory, stereotypical and offensive and that's regardless of what you may say it was and wasn't.

Ese Speak Easy wrote:leastside said superiority complex...

Nah, a little more than that. Read it better. If folks don't want to drag these types of arguments out, and then get mad when someone does, then people need to stop posting ignorant shit like that in the first place. With nonsense like that it's a given that someone is going to get offended.

Ese Speak Easy wrote:lol... get past it...eastside said superiority complex....so your momma and sister and auntie probably do think their better...everybody thinks there better than everyone else....and i know your gonna say somethin bout me being racist...."its cuhz im black huh?" ....grow up

no, i'm not going to tell you to grow up. You kats are making ignorant and broad statements...that's why i said grow up. If you actually find it in you to dispute what i'm saying-then yeh you prolly have some more growing to do. As all of us do. But, i'm not putting my insecurity's on a forum either. And what is this get past it from? I can't ask a question about an ignorant comment? An untrue comment at that? And for the record...yeh, my family does do pretty well. I can't fault them for that. But, my sister has a mexican husband. We weren't raised to hate or dislike a person because they are different. We were raised to judge you on your actions. Thats a grown up thing, some might not get it.

And the most important part is: we were all agreeing that nick cannon shouldn't of even pulled the race card...we ALL dissagreed, most w/o spewing out racism. speak easy i don't think you even understand where you're coming from...seems like you just wanted to jump in and say anything.

All I know is when Rune (who hasn't in a long while) was making ignorant remarks, fools jumped on him. If someone says something stupid, it has not been my experience thats fools will just let them slide. So warning, if you say something stupid/ignorant/racist/untrue/pure bullshit you will get called out and in the case of a certain rancholo e-merked

nuff said...

Raza Soldado wrote:All I know is when Rune (who hasn't in a long while) was making ignorant remarks, fools jumped on him. If someone says something stupid, it has not been my experience thats fools will just let them slide. So warning, if you say something stupid/ignorant/racist/untrue/pure bullshit you will get called out and in the case of a certain rancholo e-merked

nuff said...

aaahhhh shut up beaner.

NYTE RYDA wrote:Who remembers when something about Chicano rappers being wack was brought up? A few people got defensive very quickly. So then why tell someone to "grow up" just because they responded with a warranted offense to something that was indeed derogatory? It was definitely derogatory, stereotypical and offensive and that's regardless of what you may say it was and wasn't.

if your talkin bout me, i said labeling rap from chicanos just callin it chicano rap and sayin its all wack. i said just call it what it is, rap, you should have to segregate everything.

Ese Speak Easy wrote:

Raza Soldado wrote:All I know is when Rune (who hasn't in a long while) was making ignorant remarks, fools jumped on him. If someone says something stupid, it has not been my experience thats fools will just let them slide. So warning, if you say something stupid/ignorant/racist/untrue/pure bullshit you will get called out and in the case of a certain rancholo e-merked

nuff said...

aaahhhh shut up beaner.

lol...shut your tortilla eating pie hole u damn taco bender