Freestyle session (who got flows?)

Let me spit this for two cents.... or should i say less than 2 cents (.02) lol...

you aint even half that of a penny so i'mma call you nothing/
you a chick huh? you aint male, thats all bluffin'/
when you see my name, you start blushin', and wanna rush jae/
because i'm so fly, space station, call me nasa/
see me standin firm like a dick off viagra/
got'cha panties wet, flowin' steady like niagra/
damn...
new can of spam open, these cats ready/
so i dog'em all, rip'em all up, my game's heavy/
man, i creep wit the text out/
searching for prey/
you rap and i write L.O.L., after each day/
i play for keeps, and eat competition, winning, i'll never swicth/
you can rap now, cause now i could use three Z's in this bitch....

Jae finally opens his mouth/ he must of saw me pissing
fantasized bout my size/ closed his eyes and started wishing
that he could pop it / in his mouth like a viagra
when Jae thinking of .02 cents/ he gets wet just like niagra
you think of me and stagger/ your heart skips a little beat
you had a husband and you left him/ just to try to get with me
you even wrote a little love flow/ just for me to read
you fucking stalker back the fuck off/ or get smoked like weed
im the chronic you just seeds/ every four weeks you bleed
telling me if i agree to meet/ you'll give me anything
That I want/ and that our love will never end
finding me on facebook/ begging me to be your friend
homo once again/ this fatal attraction better end
or you'll end up in the dino/ hands bound without a head
i heard they call you Jae/ cuz its the first letter in JOTO
pm'ing me on IESTREETLIFE/ asking me if I could hold you
I thought I told you/ you need to stop with all this shit
you just a pussy you aint got one/ so you'll never get this dick

lol... sup Jae, glad to be battling again...Round two...FIGHT!

Jae wrote:when i see yo face, i can feel yo kiss, lips touching mines/
so its easy to wine and dine you and recline up in the sunshiine wit'chu/
i feel so blessed just in the presence of ya essense/
lookin deep in the eyes, we fell in love without question/
no stressin just flexin down to the deepest emotions/
and got the whole house shakin' makin' love, from the looooove potion/
and steady coastin wit'chu in my arms, cruisin'/
off to the mills, for a meal, baby choose it/
walk it off shopping, catch a flick, tag, yoooooooou's it/
we like some kids in a playground, having fun/
cuddled up, watching the droppin of the sun/
at the beach, i ate the peach, under the summer time moon/
handled ALL OF THAT business like a boss tycoon/
when they see you, they see me, but we stay individuals/
it's us against the world, so everything else invisible/
it's all so dismissable, them haters and them hooks/
everybody wanna talk it down/
but they..... all..... shook/
real recognize real baby, and i'mma keep it gangsta/
anybody ever touch you, gettin' banked or shanked up/
i love you, like i love my family, and... my... money/
we stay down for eachother, in love, rich or bummy...

Why was this sent to me in a PM...lol

.02 cents wrote:
Jae finally opens his mouth/ he must of saw me pissing
fantasized bout my size/ closed his eyes and started wishing
that he could pop it / in his mouth like a viagra
when Jae thinking of .02 cents/ he gets wet just like niagra
you think of me and stagger/ your heart skips a little beat
you had a husband and you left him/ just to try to get with me
you even wrote a little love flow/ just for me to read
you fucking stalker back the fuck off/ or get smoked like weed
im the chronic you just seeds/ every four weeks you bleed
telling me if i agree to meet/ you'll give me anything
That I want/ and that our love will never end
finding me on facebook/ begging me to be your friend
homo once again/ this fatal attraction better end
or you'll end up in the dino/ hands bound without a head
i heard they call you Jae/ cuz its the first letter in JOTO
pm'ing me on IESTREETLIFE/ asking me if I could hold you
I thought I told you/ you need to stop with all this shit
you just a pussy you aint got one/ so you'll never get this dick

lol... sup Jae, glad to be battling again...Round two...FIGHT!

Damn, i need to deduct points, I just read my old flow above, pretty similar...booooo me, jocking my own shit...lol

Where you at Jae/ Dont be escurd
ducking and hiding/ like a little girl nerd
afraid to get beat down/ but this is only words
if we was on the street/you'd be getting curbed
disturbed in the mind/ when im out on a hunt
waiting for the moment/ you try to pull a stunt
you called me out homeboy/ now where you at
you broke your keyboard/ so it could be like you SMASHED!!!
crashed like your computer/ when you try to rhyme against me
i know you started your response/ right before you sensed me
you stopped/you called the cops/ then the boys on the block
better tell em to watch out for 2 cents/ like the sun im hot
im above you around you/ shit i keep you alive
if this the 1970's im power to the people/ your just Jive

where you at Jae smoove...?

....bring out the fresh meat, new beef, i'm canibalistic/
two brown pennies, it aint nothing, so i really aint trippin/
you aint the chronic man, more like the sticks and stems/
you more like, the kinda guy who smokey the bear friend/
and me?/
i knock trees down, two blunts having a threesome/
i got my tweezers out, where ya skills man, lets see some/
i pimp beats, get money off tracks, you just walk'um/
and i dump hoes, you beg'em to stay, and stalk'em/
i aint gotta mention that you wack, in fact, theres no need/
you'll get KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT MAANNNN, like sam sneed/
in a round against me, you better throw in the towel dog/
cause i head-ache opponents wit blows, no tylenol/
you got talent flaws/
steppin to the master like you sho-nuff/
when you show bluffs/
basically just when you show up, and i'm no cut/
so when i spit it, i get it, i keep a crown dog/
but you scary/
peeking up out the hole, to see if i'm around, you ground hog/
how dare he/
act like i aint the best at this, who wanna test and trip?/
face to face, i bust first, lay you down like a western flick.....

.02 cents wrote:

Jae wrote:when i see yo face, i can feel yo kiss, lips touching mines/
so its easy to wine and dine you and recline up in the sunshiine wit'chu/
i feel so blessed just in the presence of ya essense/
lookin deep in the eyes, we fell in love without question/
no stressin just flexin down to the deepest emotions/
and got the whole house shakin' makin' love, from the looooove potion/
and steady coastin wit'chu in my arms, cruisin'/
off to the mills, for a meal, baby choose it/
walk it off shopping, catch a flick, tag, yoooooooou's it/
we like some kids in a playground, having fun/
cuddled up, watching the droppin of the sun/
at the beach, i ate the peach, under the summer time moon/
handled ALL OF THAT business like a boss tycoon/
when they see you, they see me, but we stay individuals/
it's us against the world, so everything else invisible/
it's all so dismissable, them haters and them hooks/
everybody wanna talk it down/
but they..... all..... shook/
real recognize real baby, and i'mma keep it gangsta/
anybody ever touch you, gettin' banked or shanked up/
i love you, like i love my family, and... my... money/
we stay down for eachother, in love, rich or bummy...

Why was this sent to me in a PM...lol

Lmao...that aint right dog!

Jae wrote:

.02 cents wrote:

Jae wrote:when i see yo face, i can feel yo kiss, lips touching mines/
so its easy to wine and dine you and recline up in the sunshiine wit'chu/
i feel so blessed just in the presence of ya essense/
lookin deep in the eyes, we fell in love without question/
no stressin just flexin down to the deepest emotions/
and got the whole house shakin' makin' love, from the looooove potion/
and steady coastin wit'chu in my arms, cruisin'/
off to the mills, for a meal, baby choose it/
walk it off shopping, catch a flick, tag, yoooooooou's it/
we like some kids in a playground, having fun/
cuddled up, watching the droppin of the sun/
at the beach, i ate the peach, under the summer time moon/
handled ALL OF THAT business like a boss tycoon/
when they see you, they see me, but we stay individuals/
it's us against the world, so everything else invisible/
it's all so dismissable, them haters and them hooks/
everybody wanna talk it down/
but they..... all..... shook/
real recognize real baby, and i'mma keep it gangsta/
anybody ever touch you, gettin' banked or shanked up/
i love you, like i love my family, and... my... money/
we stay down for eachother, in love, rich or bummy...

Why was this sent to me in a PM...lol

Lmao...that aint right dog!

Had too G...

If this a western flick/ Im the good Bad your the Ugly
pictures of me in your room/ wishing you could hug me
you love me adore me/ to you i am your idol
you need to stop tripping/ now your hurt need some midol?
you talk about how you cannibal/ but the only meat you eat
is the type that make a San Francisco pride parade happy
they call you nappy dugout/ look like a crack head eyes all bugged out
this aint a game but if it was/ im mike tyson you just punched out
you probably take somebody's lunch out/ and eat in the shadows
you cant see me just like stevie and you wonder why this battle
was over before it began/ we on a computer and you ran
dont make me let my dogs out/ got you hiding in a sedan
with your boyfriend named stan/ trying to get inspired by slim shady
you wanna step up get some barber skillz/ cuz so far you cant fade me
so go ahead and hate me/ and talk about how you drop bombs
cuz you really just a toilet seat/ that just got shitted on...

yeeeaaaa booouy!!! (with some b boy crazy lags, a few flares, spinning on my back...then stop with my arms crossed and one leg over the other...and the crowd goes wild) lol

Where you at Jae, Where you at?...lol

Imma get up in this battle cause y'all fools is ridiculous/
Jae & 2cents you fools is on my hit list/
grab your brooms pick up the pieces after I rip this/
Microphone/
Send you home/
with your tails between your legs/
Cockdeseil like muthafucka that's why your girlfriend begs/
I dont give a fuck I'll take both of you on/
Y'all fools drop bottle rockets wesiderider drop bombs/
Talk about myself in 3rd person cause I'm crazy like that/
Come at you like casino and beat you down witta bat/
Good bad & ugly....shit, this is the wild wild west/
Even on your best no way in hell you could test/
If lyrics were a caliber at best your a duceduce/
Crazy legs...bullshit, more like footloose/
When I pass the mic that muthafucka is steaming/
Red dot on your forehead is the infrared beaming/
These fools ain't dangerous I'm quickly taming'em/
When it comes to heat,..I'm trained in aiming'em/
Can't get shit with 2¢, I'm better off with some pesos/
jae & 2¢ hugging each other and giving besos/
Get at me, a mistake you'll regret/
r2d2 and jaejae binks are space cadets/....

I've seen better days like that muthafucka 2-pac/
In house piece y'all fools got fifis made from tubesocks/
If flows was weed I'd be the chronic/
If whack lyrics a disease you foos is bubonic/
Reading your shit is like a Dr Zeus book/
Whoswho in whoville and who finna get took/
I practice the art of war so call me sun tzu/
Imma pitbull in this bitch y'all fools is shih tzus/
Cant fuck witcha man it's like a sac of waterleaves/
Trynna keep up with me is like Michael Johnson vs Christopher Reeves/
When I spit these lyrics my words are absolute/
I'm high of that chronic y'all fools is drunk off that absolut/
Lyrically diverse/
when I bust whack mc's disperse/
Shit hits your brain you need some excedrin/
Before or after ain't nobody better than/
Dub S Rider/
Get caught slipping that aint your shadow, thats me right beside'ya/
Pray to god hope I dont let one go/
Like slick rick and douggie this is the show/

verbally murderous... rollin' on emcees who never heard of this/
back pack rapper who'll fist to face all, then clap ya/
no actor, but still i flip scripts, lyrical denzel/
they pollyseed rappers and i chew'um up when i spit shells/
yeah i'm vegetarian, you know, the one who got green/
got chips, got bread, yeah, i does my thing/
yo skill tired, take a nap, it's not ready to play/
and when in bed, wake up two cents, and send him to jae/
put you under the scope in hopes, but still you smaller than my toes/
and me i got the best of flows, and the best of hoes/
rip the best of shows wit these testicles, big, like the ocean bro/
thass why you stand by, wishin like the well, where i threw the last two pennies/
damn, WHAT'S THAT SMELL!!??/
somebody tell'em i'm the shit so they dont look so confused/
somebody call the cops too man, they lookin so abused/
and so used for my amusement/
west side HIDER and her girl two cents/
i'm guilty if they missin', last wish, they both kissin/
i'm as inland as empire, so how they gone sea me wit dissin/
pay attention, cause i'mma spit it once, twice , now it's sold/
JAE SMOOVE THE MIDAS TOUCH, yeah fa' sho, i spit it gold.....

I'm the butcher man, lay beef on the table and chop it/
and serve it up to all the haters, while i'm watchin' the lakers/
STOOOOOOOOP IT......
y'all cant see me, let me get my brail out/
so they can comprehend they strippers, you know, assed out/
dollars for them hoes but i keep it in my pocket/
pennies on the ground but why bother even cope'n it?/
it aint worth nothing and a bluff is a rider/
no competition, i'm out, to get a girl and up inside her...


It's friday. Time to hit the streets, grab a freak, get up in them sheets and beat...
she like moscato, i like sippin brandy/
Cocky, snatchin hoes till caint no nigga stand me/
but i'm good from the shoulders so let it be what it was/
Blood or cuzz, step on up and get stomped in the club/
or even the pub/
or in the parking lot, chockin' off bud/
trippin on what? my flame color, thass my first damn love/
so what it is, i get bizz, and probably from ya og's/
over seas/
doors open for the ones wit the keys/
move these like the last ones/
cheese, yeah i got some/
thass why the rats be scopin' and hopin' that i'mma drop somethin'/
NOPE/
i stays on point, get what i can/
gotta group but i stand firm, first, i fuckin' man....

I backhand mc's like I was a microphone pimp/
86 you like Kaiser Soze then walk away witta limp/
You can't be me dog quit trying to mimic/
Sweet muthafucka they should call you hypoglycemic/
I leave fools shook dog like they was wearing a lap band/
Drop bombs on these muthafuckas call me the GapBand/
I spit shit on the fly I could probably rock for ages/
top of the dome with the flow while y'all fools is writing on pages/
Lyrically I'm fatal dog really I mean this/
split your chest wide open coulda sworn you was born with cleavage/
When it comes to cash flow I ain't balling and I ain't broke/
Make a dollar outta 15¢ with just 2¢ thats a joke/
Jae don't wanna battle he's walking on egg shells/
Jae aint got flows I can already tell/
Where the fuck is duce he ain't nowhere to be found/
Step into the cypher dog get ready to be clowned/
The battle is on welcome all participants/
This is for the geez and all my constituents/
Rep that IE to the fullest muthafuckas know I don't play/
Bust lyrics your a jammer Imma full auto AK/

2¢ where you at dog ain't heard from you inna minute/
Theres a battle going on I thought you'd be up in it/
But you've disappeared gone like Atlantis/
The mic is my paintbrush this forum my canvas/
Bare witness and pay tribute to this lyrical devastation/
The King has arrived and yo ass is on vacation/
Ain't going nowhere dog I reign supreme/
Your soft like girl products call you maybeline/
My lyrics is like a thunderstorm yours barely a light drizzle /
I get hot like fire and you ain't even got to sizzle/
Your flows is like fountain drinks watered down/
2¢& Jae just a pair of clowns/
CirqueDeSoLame man y'all fools is daisies/
Bootleg ass mc's call'em fugazzis/

its heating up, been busy...gotta work but ill be back...

.02 cents wrote:its heating up, been busy...gotta work but ill be back...

I'll be back, dog you ain't Arnold Swarzenager/
Your flows is terminated call jae to come save'ya/
FREESTYLE SESSION, competition at worth 2¢/
If jaes style was an item dog that muthafucka be on clearance/
Pack it up, back up get outta Dodge/
Keep playing with these puppies they can't hang with the big dogs/
I keep this shit going and flowing you know I do this kid/
Imitators keep trying to copy but they can't do it which/
MC wanna step up and try to take my crown/
Step your game up dog why you wanna lay down/
Verbally I'm crushing'em leave your whole world rattled/
Pass the mic to jae shit came back bedazzled/
I'm hitting these cats with lyrical punchlines/
Spit'em out like sunflower seeds it aint lunch its crunch time/
2minute warning they boring they dont wanna battle dog/
Y'all rhyme like medium well done I spit shit raw/

havent had time/ to read all your rhymes
but by the looks of things everything is just fine
see jaes still crying/ lyrical ass whooped
and look who jumped in/ wesida hyna swooped
the dino and outcasts/ whoa what a pity
looking like a burnt out/ homless chick titty
wrinkly and toe back/ damn thats shits sick
this aint disneyworld/ but u riding dick
weshida/ looking more like vagina
get stomped out on baseline/ and scream like a hyna
eat shit like a diner/ and thats just for fun
u spit like a dehydrated bitch in iran
so you better run far/ just like forrest gump
and shack up with Jae/ u decide who will hump
first and then second/ but thats none of my bizness
this world filled with game/ im the pimp you the bitches
so puff on your jae/ you know you like it in your mouth
you both fucking gay/ you know what im talking about
so for my two hoes/ heres a penny each
2 cents out this bitch/ on my way to the beach...

still havent read your guys' verses but I will soon, skimmed them and they looked good...lol

check out wes wes, not bad at all...

Weshyna/ come out and play...
and I dont mean come out the closet/ cuz you gay
thats already known you riding Jaes bone/ like your in florida
your pissed you dont exist/ no bodies ever heard of ya
a murderous type of flow/ got you sleeping with the fishes
Jealous Jae is mad until he see you/ then its all hugs and kisses
you swinging but you missing/ you try your best to diss me
keep coming up short/ like between your legs HISTORY
poof and now its gone/ but youll never know
you look between your legs and think/ what happened to my toe
get smashed like mashed potatoes/ cant get up like you a cripple
your ladies adams apple/ is almost bigger then her pimples
its almost bigger then her nipples/ almost bigger then her dick
transvestite swooped on on mt vernon/ yeah thats weshynas chick
but enough for now i guess/ you really should stop crying
so grab a box of tissue and shut the fuck up/ stop your whining

As I continue to flow and dispose of these foes who choose to oppose the one &only king yo/
Make no mistake just embrace your fate/
I'm in the heavy class dog your ass is featherweight/
Your girl got good brain call her a genius/
Labeled the HEADmaid cause she leave it the cleanest/
Try to battle me dog that shits pathetic/
Put you to sleep kid rhyme anesthetic/
Times have changed I came rearrange the game/
You sound the same DUB S RIDERs the name/
Think you could win thats mission impossible/
Chuuuch in this muthafucka when I come with the ghetto Gospel/
Hood as a muthafucka like shoes on telephone wires/
See you a mile a away like smoke from burning tires/
Your style is simple call it transparent/
Want Me to fall off hoping my crown you'll inherit/
You ain't rap royalty you're a lyrical peasant/
Only way you can get skills is if someone gave it to you as a present/

call the janitor/ this fool is mopped up
thinking hes tough/ going to get his ass snuffed
puffed, smoked,/ this fool aint no loc
at best he a joke/ are you high, stuck on coke
or is it cock/ glass pipe filled with rocks
2 hypes in your sock/ shooting straight to the spot
base line base head/ giving dome to your foes
cruising to the rivals homes/ with pink paint on your toes
sticky substance on your nose/ your mouth and chest
when you dont give up gay ass/ you say you cant fuck with the wes...
this aint a test homie/ this barely a study guide
you need to work your way up/ that why I let you slide
but that had to stop/ cuz you thought it was a poll
trying to tuck and hide so you could find/ a spot at spearment rhino
you a dime ho/ what youd do for money is a disgrace
but you can keep on battling/ just learn your fucking place...

Sit back and laugh at these cats with the whack raps/
Talking gay shit dog for real you need to stop that/
Your flows is composed of speed pipes and pink toes/
Trying to act gangster in khaki bikinis and speedos/
you smoking that shit dog what is you an addict/
Your everyday habit man that shit is tragic/
High off that chronic take two hits and toss the blunt/
Your a customer dog hitting up fools for a front/
You finna lose duce that is inevitable/
Crack head stay posted on baseline in the Dino/
Bust flows on the daily 2¢ couldn't even faze me/
treat foes like hoes shut up and pay me/
these fools can't handle this lyrical battle/
Brand'em like cattle I'm more than a handful/
Ask your ladie dog she feels what I'm packing/
Kicked her to the curb but felt bad and let her back in/
She gave good dome and I skeeted in her face/
Come get your girl dog she wont leave my fucken place/

i must be im contagious/ im bad for your health
but when i heard your come back i thought/ i must be battling myself
how in the hell/ you gonna use all of my words words
yeah I did it to own myself/ and I felt that was absurd
you little freak ass nerd/ purple skinny jean wearing
mascara from mac make up/ to cover up your blemish
you relish your chopped up/ green because you moldy
not because you dream/ of all this chronic you be smoking
puffing on Jaes pipa/ doesnt really count
i dont care about what hell/ you say is coming out
so if this was a chess game/ im king your just a pawn
and we were some birds of prey/ im an eagle your a swan
so pirohuette your ass on out/ you dirty little scamp
and take your fucking lady with you/ I dont want that tramp