Knife Control time!

It's Time to Strengthen Our Knife-Control Laws . . .
Posted by Thomas DiLorenzo on April 9, 2013 02:06 PM
. . . after fourteen people were stabbed today at a Texas Community College. All knives should be registered with the government; everyone should undergo a background check before being allowed to purchase dinnerware; all knives now on the market should be dulled and their sharp edges made square; all boy scouts known to possess pen knives should be immediately disarmed and placed on psychotropic drugs to calm them down; trained police armed with hunting knives should be stationed in every public school; and no one should be allowed to own more than eight knives of any kind. I welcome further suggestions. It's for the children.
I don't see how anyone could object to these proposals. To paraphrase President Obama from his speech in Connecticut today: "We need to do everything we can to reduce the likelihood that our children will be stabbed to death in the streets."
UPDATE: David S. writes that "Rambo or Bowie knives will/[should] only be in the hands of our military and police." Zee Z. writes that "Any [knife] pack with more than 30 throwing knives should be banned" and "Scary looking 'tactical' knives should be banned." "The number of serrations should be tightly regulated" suggests Christian C.http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/